Nixta Sinks

Notice how you've never seen them both in the same room at the same time? Interesting that... Now that you mention it...

Just as soon as I revive my flagging career as a flag-waving nincompoop of the internet, the cheese-eating gun-toting of Dr. Bobski Del Foire declares itself demised.

I've seen it all before, it has to be said, and I hope that Crying Shame returns from the dead as HotItHappened did before it.

Now if we can just persuade The Sherman Foundation (whose apathy puts mine to shame) to resume hostilities, my empire will be complete.