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Tuesday, November 02, 2004

How to be a real American

Aside from an American passport, to be a real American, one needs one of these (a doctor told me this, and doctors don't lie). I won't go into what else you need.

It'll be another 3 years before I can get a US passport to add to my British and Slovenian ones. For those that have not seen a Slovenian passport, it's truly something to behold. Each page contains a different picture overlaid on contours. The photo is doctored to make you look like Bela Lugosi and when you flick the pages a little horse and rider are animated down the edge.

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