Nixta Sinks

"The point is that there is no point, we do it for fun, we do it because we can."

Tossers. No, wait. Twats.

I'm not writing this article because there's any point. I'm writing it for fun. I'm writing it because I can. And because these clowns deserve ridicule. Can you imagine it? 30 people all dancing to different tunes at the same time, and you can't hear any of them? That's the sort of bollocks you'd expect to win a Turner prize these days.

Now, if you could watch the morons dancing, and tune in to each one's headphones in turn, it might make interesting viewing. For 10 minutes. If you could then send 10'000 volts through their headphones if you so chose to, that would make *really* interesting viewing.