Nixta Sinks

Here we have a lovely site dedicated to the sale of bikinis. The only problem is that really they seem to be making a great deal of money off a very small amount of fabric and generally I wouldn't condone such massive markups in material. However, if you manage to avoid the section on the men's bikinis one (as a red-blooded male or the butch dyke) might begin to enjoy some of this... Perhaps this is going too far? Nah - you ain't seen nothin' yet (the furry model is just WRONG!). And of course, my favourite, if only for the camera angles. Bikini shop? Yes. Porn? Yes. Not Safe For Work? Correct (I should have said that earlier, I suppose - oh well, free boobs for all!).

Rest assured for those interested in purchasing such a thing/thong (again, there are severe camel-toe issues with that one), but who are afraid of having their most delicate of parts violently tugged at by a massive strip of recently cooled wax on the end of what could if you're unfortunate be an untalented and angry beauty "consultant" who's had a hard day and just wants to go home NOW, that there is a solution. Yes, Tartley, no longer do you need to play russian roulette with a rusty Gilette. Behold, the Pubic Area Shaver! Tartley, it's even used by your brainbox feminist sister, Nina. The testiclemonials speak for themselves (now at last wives can suck balls in the total safety of their own home). I leave you with this sales pitch for the Personal Shaver (they seem to be in the midst of renaming the product for WalMart):

It is the only razor of any kind that will not "bite" your vagina [or] testicles...