Nixta Sinks

Everyone knows that Australia is a joke country. It's far too beautiful, the weather is far too good, they're far too good at sport, they are far too good humoured for the hangovers their level of boozing would induce in mere mortals, have the most inhospitable combination of deadly weather and creatures anywhere, have far too much fun and are far too arrogant (the net effect of which is that we meet far too many of their stupid people).

However, it would appear that their auditing procedures involve them noticing a vast and sudden rise in the number of drug dealers in the infant and toddler community. Those poor dogs. What a waste of good tail chasing and bone digging time.