Nixta Sinks

YBNBY posted an article a little while back discussing the great British tradition of streaking. It was one of the few articles that I felt qualified to comment on, albeit tangentially, since one of the streakers attended Tit Hall (at the time of streaking, I believe), my old college back when I was busy honing the art of not studying.

Well, as you can see in the comments section of this perhaps NSFW post, I was rather unfairly flamed just today for a comment I didn't make. It's also possible that I was rather unintelligibly flamed for the comment I did make.

Either way, I could not let the issue lie, and had to respond. The comments pertained to someone else's assertion that Europeans didn't trim their nether-regions in 1989, a frankly irrelevant opinion anyway. Here is my response:

Should the two of you ever learn to read, you might learn to interpret what you're reading (also known as "comprehension") and then, finally, realise that it was cardinal and not I that cast the opinion on late 80s trimming, you netherslappers. In the meantime, shut your mouths, roll your fingers back into their natural and chewable fists, and try to desist from slapping your bitchflaps at your browsers, you chimpboys.

And if dhananjay's contribution is supposed to imply that I'm some sort of Trinity Hall official, then join the fistchewers for although you can read, you haven't progressed to comprehension, nor indeed by the looks of things, writing. If not, then please disregard this notice and thank you for your payment.

Soupy twist.

Numbnuts, the lot of them.