Nixta Sinks

Did you know that it's technically illegal to post a For Sale sign in your car in many parts of this country? A £165 fine was recently imposed upon a chap sitting two seats down in this ratcage known as work because he'd put a sign up in his car. Furthermore, his car was towed! It wasn't parked illegally, but some kaaaaaant had decided to report him and get his car removed.

What a country. Pretty soon you won't even be able to dump your corpses in concrete any more!