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Friday, August 18, 2006

In Quotes:

Her lawyer said Ms Mayo, 59, described by her son as a peace activist, had "serious mental health problems".
BBC News on the United Airlines Face-creamer

However, the Supreme Court said dalliance with dwarves would gradually erode the public's acceptance of the judiciary as the guardian of the law, if not make it an object of ridicule.
BBC News on the Philipino Dwarf Court

The Philippino Supreme Court seems to me to be overlooking the very real and valuable judicial benefit that dwarves have provided to courts over the years, such as intermission acrobatics, table-service, surveillance, and of course Oompa-Loompa style intimidation and disposal of the guilty. What they must have meant to say (and perhaps this was lost in translation) is that dalliance with imaginary dwarves would immediately erode the public's acceptance of anything.

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