Nixta Sinks

Vapid Void of VVachovvski Vomit suffers from ceramic acting and insipid dialog. This perfect follow-up to the two Matrix sequels is as shit, unimaginative, immature, wasteful, misguided, misdirected and miswritten as just about anything I've seen. Except perhaps the two Matrix sequels. It's left me permanently soft-cocked for cinema. Even Viagra probably won't help. 5/10

I've seen so many shit films of late it's not funny. I'm now looking forward more than ever to Casino Royale, especially after The Sun's review.