Nixta Sinks

I normally plagiarise (well, shamelessly reference, which isn't the same thing at all, I guess) Kottke's stuff. But when I'm not doing that, I spend time fuming at the Gizmodo Gizmorons. But despite a solid focus on PS3 for what seemed like a couple of decades, they appear to have redeemed themselves of late, having sipped a little from the sasspool (or I'm turning nerd again). Perhaps though my Alzheimer's really is making everything fresh and new for me again.

Staff must wash hands

Article 1 (via Gizmodo via ZNF): Tits Sell PS3s. Obvious, I suppose. But it's had perhaps a slightly unintended effect on me: I wouldn't buy one now unless it was advertised poking out of Scarlett Johansson's vag while Laura Harring gives her a Cleveland Steamer.

Article 2: Poop soap. Useful in the shower after they've sold me that PS3. Nuff said. I was going to give this one to TSF but I need the material. I've just realised TSF is not only The Sherman Foundation, but also my brother (the S is for Samuel). Appropriate, since they are the only two people I know who would not only accept a gift of poop soap but be positively enthralled by it.

Article 3: No sass, but I like it. For once the reference to "pod" predates Apple's predominant dominance.

Finally, since we're in a bottom-joke, toilet-feeder, Scarelett-Steamer kind of mood, some American Pie, Swedish style (SFW@discretion):

Ketchup Rules, even in Sweden