Nixta Sinks

• Ladyparts


• Ladyjunk


• One at a time


• Assorted Frommage (pronounced from-idge)


• And a two-part message for each side: Front, Back

Thanks to DMC for "Ladyjunk".

Seriously, they (a well-known knickerhawker) were considering "friend..." on the front and "with benefits" on the back. Great way to reduce teenage pregnancy, pantymongers - encourage butt-fucking! Aaaah, America... In a similar vein, I was going to suggest "chain" on the front "ball" on the back. Of course, the old "wife" and "girlfriend" is too well known and would have to be marketed with a chest wig and a bowl for keys.

Labels: DMC, junk, panties