Nixta Sinks

Regardless of whether he did what he was convicted of or not, this chap's escape is like something out of the cold war.

However, the article's editing is like something out of kindergarten. If something is "barely inaccessible" wouldn't that make it really easy to get into? You know, it's only inaccessible if you're hugely obese, and even then you could probably squeeze through provided you weren't stupid or covered in glue.

The car that police believe was used in the getaway was found on a dirt road, in what the police spokesperson described as a barely inaccessible area near the border.