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This cock in West Yorkshire has actually managed to confuse/scam/trick stupid people into bidding an outrageous amount FOR AN ENVELOPE.

He claims to have 10 of these things. In West Yorkshire? Are you kidding me? They don't have envelopes up there, and getting them imported is nearly impossible. Castleford no less. Top Google hit for castleford? "My Home Town": what a lovely webshite. I'm impressed that in putting almost nothing on the site at all he's managed to get a Yorkshire Welcome in there managing to use the words "warts" and "arse" without even trying (lad): "This is a "warts an' all" site and if you don't like it then get up off your arse and do something to improve our once great town.". You've got to love it. Those midlanders give Yorkshiremen a bad name - nothing like those Northern fellows.

So, back to the EBAY SCAM:

I have 10 envelopes that each contain 1 piece of paper inside.
All of the envelopes are numbered and sealed, 9 have a blank piece of paper and one says Nintendo Wii.
Please note that you are only bidding on the piece of paper in the envelope and nothing else. Anything else sent to you is considered a gift from me.

You bid shitloads of bucks (cu-nyu just won it for $381!!!) for one envelope in allegedly 10, one of which has a piece of paper with Nintendo Wii written on it, presumably in mud or pig blood, and you're supposed to trust that this thieving Castleford bastard won't pick a blank envelope. I can just imagine the excitement as the auction winner waits on tenterhooks to see which envelope luckylad07 opens.

I think he might actually have had 10 auctions going, raking in $350 on each would land him $3500 (assuming he only stuck to 10), but hopefully a public lynching and an eyeful of fist.

There are two idiots here. One with a frozen brain in NYU (it snowed here, the poor student is probably stoned, hungover and cold) and one a scamming thieving unscrupulous cunting bastard from Castleford.

At least I got to find that superb site about the town and remind myself how open, welcoming and honest the West Yorkshire people can be. They're only people who couldn't afford to live in Leeds after all, which for anyone who's been to Leeds... well, I've said enough.

eBay Listing. A copy of it preserved at Nixtasinks for posterity.

Labels: eBay Scam