Nixta Sinks

Oi Alfie! There's so much shit going on at the moment that I just couldn't bear to be without some sort of blog to expose it all with.

I know that I'm a useless turd and as such getting Nixta.com working and up has been a pointless effort. More to the (lack of) point, it's just been that I've been a lazy son-of-a-bitch and haven't written the code I need to to get it updatable remotely for while I'm in England. Actually, I did get most of it done, but then the sheer weight of pornography resident on my lappy's 40Gb hard-drive drove said hard-drive into the ground, and I was left with a useless lappy. Thankfully, Dell came and replaced it. Sadly, all my porn has gorn, along with all the new and snappy JS code that I'd written to make administering Nixta.com such a joy.

Back to the drawing board. And back to bitching about the state of the world. Boy do I have some catching up to do. And some setting up of this blog. And now the world beckons, so all that shit'll have to wait until I'm drunk later.

Allo Alfie! Oh Alfie, goodnight!