Nixta Sinks

Now.

This (via Danny Jones) is worth a read. Probably old news - everyone must know where he works by now (nudge nudge, let me know).

Soft Canadian Saviour Hands

To lighten the mood (in case you're reading my blog from the bottom to the top or were swift enough to be slapped around by my outrage at Old Slobbo's escape from justice), here on a lighter note (via) is a list of things Golden Palace should buy. No, I'm not talking about more supplies of duck, shrimp and black bean.

Jesus Images are the new Crop Circles.

In the absence of The Doc (who will return tonight after a week of most excellent powder), I present today's WOTD: Quailtard.

Milosevic Dead! And his brother pissed off! What a day!

Mr Milosevic's brother Borislav was quoted by Interfax news agency as saying that the international war crimes court was "entirely responsible" for his death.

So they stopped pussyfooting around at last and did their job? About time, international war crimes court! Shame he didn't suffer more.

There's only been one person I know directly about whom I've not given a damn whether they live or die, and that's not a way I enjoy feeling, but infamous people that I don't know personally have typically died before I've made my mind up. This bastard and Hussein were my list of those I've already made my mind up on. I don't care whether accusations were exaggerated, he caused hundreds if not thousands of innocent deaths and the destruction of many people's lives.

The world would have been a better place had he never been born. It's a cruel joke that he was granted 64 years of breathing.

Grrr.

I know I'm a worthless bore when it comes to Jon Stewart, but I'm posting this video even though I haven't seen all of it yet because I loathe Victoria Beckham and this demonstrates why in a way that surely could not be surpassed.

Most expensive book ever?

Jeff Koons sculpture included? It's all a bit much.

Worst thing is, I want one.