Nixta Sinks

It just gets better. Now, the Paris Hilton Express is derailing at full speed, careening into Al Sharpton's Circus Shed and God's Signalbox of Despair while American TV viewers are expected to forgive her for lying to them all these years. The rich-bitch witch ratfaced whiny little slapper jailbird took only a couple of days to find God.

"I used to act dumb. It was an act." Lying to set a an example where that example is stupidity? OK, fair enough, if you're a fuckfaced moron. What next?

"Sharpton said Hilton was given the star treatment because she is white and rich, and questioned whether a rapper would have been allowed to go home early." Pity him, Mr. T. Pity him. If he really referred to rappers, he should probably reassess his own stereotypes, but aside from that, won't someone stop him stealing all the toys from the sandpit? This one clearly isn't his, and doesn't he have enough of them already?

"My spirit or soul did not like the way I was being seen and that is why I was sent to jail. God has released me." You know, everyone bemoans the Crusades and Holy Wars as a shameful travesty and a blight on European history, but perhaps if we're going to be blown up anyway, we should send people like the reformed Whore of Cable-TV (Cabylon didn't quite work) to the front lines. It could even assuage the extremists a little (after all, she's shamsymbolic of much of what they're railing against). She's not going to do any good finding God over here, that's for sure. I suggest a nice game of Celebrity Saviours, as described by Clive to Derek all those years ago...

CLIVE:
The one I ..... fucked and, er, nailed to the wall in Chiswick. Er, she was invited to, erm, 'Celebrity Saviours' .....
DEREK:
Yeah?
CLIVE:
In which, er, well-known people are-, are nailed up to the-, to the wall .....
DEREK:
(laughs)
CLIVE:
..... and the one who screams loudest, er, gets the prize but, er, she said that was, er, beneath her dignity.
DEREK:
Yeah, well .....
CLIVE:
I respect that view .....
DEREK:
(sniggers)
CLIVE:
..... but I still think she was a cunt not to take the money.

Labels: god, hilton, idiot, whore

Oh, I can die happy now. Oh, and there's a wonderful karma about the photo itself (via DMC).

Racist ignorant jerk cries like a girl. It's wonderful.

Labels: baby, cry, cunt, hilton, jerk, justice, loser, wanker