Nixta Sinks

"Just watch it. Linky! Linky!"

"This is not a link blog" is something that Amoral Nobber once wrote. Very recently, in terms of posts, if not time: "This is not a link blog". Now, for the first time in weeks, he's gone and posted a collection of links. Gah. That's not why I'm writing this. In fact, I started tapping away (I'd much rather be scribbling, but such quaint words literally have no place in a computer tool's online life) before I even saw his latest link-post.

But I've digressed quicker than I was able to get a single thought down. My point is this: I'm about to throw a load of links at you (courtesy of the DMC) and so I had to get the whole "This is not a link blog" thing out there. You know. To name and shame. To flush the lies from my head and into yours. It's all a run-up to a short link-line on how not to date (it's old - you've probably all read it):

• Don't be a prick and try to figure out why your parents left you.


• No-one will believe you when you claim it's a hoax (nice Jewish girls don't tell lies).


• Never lose hope - there are women out there for you.


• Put your balls where your mouth is (since no-one else'll suck them) and sue bastards who mock you in video form.

Oh sod it, have the video without even clicking:

Just watch it (linky linky).

Labels: dating, stalking